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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Get off the streets....!!! Another plea that no one will hear...

To all you ladies out there that cannot seem to find any time in your busy schedule to apply makeup that is more convenient and safe than while you're driving. To the beauties with freshly issued driver's licenses and brand new cars, and the less blessed and less fortunate Venuses driving your asses off into beautiful sunsets (or walls). Please, I implore you, TAKE A F!@#$%G CAB for the love of God!!!

I know that:
- 100% of feminists among you (women or men, weirdly enough; hey, you never know!)...
- 80-90% of women among you (see the remaining 10-20% below)...
- 1% of all men among you...
... will think I'm a sexist bastard who does not know what he's talking about. Well you would wouldn't you? Yeah...

But I also know that:
-10-20% of women among you...
-99% of all men among you...
... will think this is something everyone knows and that proper action needs to be taken to ensure everyone's (and that includes you ladies) safety.

Why? I don't know why. How come? I don't know how come. I don't know how, why, when, and with what twisted, insane, moronic agenda, nature simply decided that women would not get the driving genes. What matters is that She did. We've seen it all! The ones screaming into cell phones, those (classic) looking into the purposefully-readjusted rear-view mirror, thinking "Oh why is it that when I look into that thing, I see cars behind mine and not my beautiful face??" *tires screeching in background* Well they've dealt with that one!

Check out this video. Watch every second. It's just too funny, and says everything better than I can :D

4 comments:

poshlemon said...

LOL

I am a woman and I am one of the best drivers you will ever know (okay apart from the fact that I have no sense of direction lol ;) )

No, but you're right. Every time I notice a bad driver, I pay closer attention only to discern it's a woman and I start cursing. But mind you, there are some idiotic male drivers out there. Please!

overandout said...

What's funnier is that every woman, me included, will tell you that she is one of the best drivers on the road, but that you are right about the "others".
No but seriously now, I AM one of the best drivers, I can even drive while applying nail polish :D

poshlemon said...

overandout,

lol you are not better than me because I am the best driver :P I can drive while having a whole meal and talking on the phone at the same time. How about that ;) I still have no sense of direction, my bestfriend too lol If I tell you the amounts of times we have lost our way on roads that you're not supposed to lose your way on, you wouldn't believe me.

Le colleague said...

No ladies. noo... You are most definitely NOT among the best drivers out there. no... Deal with it :)
Driving while applying makeup/eating/smoking/calling your girls/etc... and somehow miraculously making it to your final destination is not driving talent. Otherwise that would be in the olympics!! It's just sheer dumb luck that's bound to run out on you and some poor bastard on the street, pedestrian or motorist. hahaha
Akh akh the things i've seen & heard :D

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